Hey, ever1! Dis week we read “My Immortal”, da Harry Potter fanfic dat’s supposably da wurst fanfic ever ritten. If u dont liek it ur a prep! Our brainz r broke now. We r gunna go cry tears of blood and shop at Hot Topic 2 make ourselvs feel bettr (cuz we’re goffik geddit).
Morticiana (dat’s Erin, she changed her name and moved to Slitherin when she bcame a vampire) is wearing white foundation and lots of black eyeliner, and black lipstick, and red eyeshadow. She has on a black leather dress with lots of corset stuff on the front and back, with purple and red tulle sticking out under da skirt, black leggings with skulls on den, high black platform boots, and also her gothic black hair has red and purple streaks in it. Demon (dat’s James, he also is a vampire but he was in Slithern to begin wif) has on a black t-shirt dat says “MCR 666” on it, and black jeans with lots of safety pins and stuff in them, and combat boots, and also he’s wearing almost as much eyeliner as Morticiana but not lipstick. His hair is also died (get it cuz we’re goffik) black and is all spiky.
Fangz to Jamie Chahine 4 our theme song, “Did You Guys Know Dere Was A Ladder Down Here?” and to Emily Kardamis (@corruptedgem) 4 our cover art. You can find more of Jamie’s music on his band’s YouTube channel! Alos fangz 2 Raven ur da best gurl and fangz 4 finding my sweter!
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